*MattGasm!! J00 r haxx0r3d by m4ri0m477

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Welcome to teh h4xx0r3d MattGasm! The most FAP-TASTIC NON-DEAD MATT CLUB on DA.

My fellow Matt-tards and I were tired of the fact that all of the Matty clubs appear to be dead, so we created a shiny new one ourselves. Wooty woot!

m3ll0 has teh giggles an he l4ffs like a girl!!!!!1111!! :p

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UPDATE 08.10.08: M477G4SM R HAXX0R3D BY M4RI0M477 & M3LL0

Mariomatt and I wish to state CATEGORICALLY that we do not in any way resemble any of the artists' impressions of us in this club; nor do we recognise the supposed 'real' names attributed to us. If any of you have been speaking with an IDIOTIC woman by the name of Linda, you should note that she is clinically insane and delusional. I deduced this by the fact that she attempted to give information about us to officers working for Kira.

m3ll0 xx



**COLORING CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED!**
The US spelling of 'colour' is fine, but I corrected 'announced' for you.
m3ll0 xx



MattGasm's first Coloring Contest is over! In the words of admin =llawliet-ryuzaki, "every piece is fap-tastic and is already a winner by giving life to the amazing line art!" Thanks to everyone who entered, you rock our e-cocks! Seriously!


***OMGWTFBBQ! THE WINNERS!!!***


**GRAND PRIZE WINNER***


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Chosen by our honored guest judges *Spoiled-kitten and *LumCheng this entry was so full of epic win that it even tied for the People's Choice award! Congrats Luvelia, we adore your work and your coloring is nothing short of masterful! We love you so hard! *fap fap fap*


W00t!! Go Luvelia!! C0ngr4tz!! u maek me l00k gud!! - m4ri0m477

Nice artwork. I've saved a copy of the file. m3ll0 xx

*Luvelia will receive the following:
- 3 Month Subscription donated by admin *Monkeybird25
- MattGasm 1" Button Set
- Winning entry displayed as Featured Deviation
- Journal Feature


**PEOPLE'S CHOICE WINNER***

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The people have spoken! This was the first contest entry and it had us fapping from the very start! How can you not love that poster of Mello on the wall? Jeevas Christ! Badbadtzmaru you are a genius and we love you! Congratulations, love!

Yay!! Nice one Badbadtzmaru!! Y meh arm in teh w4y??? :( - m4ri0m477

Jeevas Christ?! Jeevas Christ?! Are you taking the proverbial? And that had better be Kurt Cobain on the wall. I did NOT pose for that picture. m3ll0 xx

~badbadtzmaru will receive the following:
- MattGasm 1" Button Set
- Journal Feature


**SPECIAL AWARD WINNER***

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Honored guest judge *LumCheng wanted to give a special award to this entry which she said had the most interesting background and demonstrated the most initiative! Admin MBIRD happened to agree, and wanted to show some mad love for traditional art! We are giving out a special award for this awesome piece! Congrats, Mattykins!

0.o that actually looks like our garage... - m4ri0m477

Definitely looks like your oil leak. Is that sweat? It certainly looks like something I've seen you covered in often. :p m3ll0 xx



*SingleOrganicMachine will receive the following:
- A surprise gift from the awesome *LumCheng
- MattGasm 1" Button Set
- Journal Feature


THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR MAKING OUR FIRST CONTEST A MAJOR SUCCESS! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF OUR WINNERS! WE WILL CONTACT YOU SHORTLY REGARDING YOUR PRIZES!

A SPECIAL THANKS TO SPOILED-KITTEN FOR HER AMAZING LINEART, AND THANKS TO HER AND LUMCHENG FOR BEING OUR SMEXY GUEST JUDGES! WE LOVE YOU BOTH SO FREAKIN' MUCH!!

W3 r 4ppl4udin!! - m4ri0m477 & m3ll0





CHECK OUT THE MATTGASM BUTTON SET! Thanks to everyone who voted on MBIRD's journal to help chose the winning combo!



To receive the MattGasm button set you must be able to share your mailing address with admin MBIRD. If you are under 18, please check with your guardians for their approval.


You aren't having Mail's address. I've got no guardians. Can I have a set of the buttons please?
m3ll0 xx
Incidentally, it might help to know that we have got YOUR address and I have a .22 Beretta semi-automatic. 8D



**A SPECIAL THANKS TO CLOUD-FAERIE AND COMPANY!**

We wanted to give a special thanks to ~Cloud-Faerie MattGasm's Official Head Chat Room operator. She has done a faptastic job of running the chat room and we love her from the depths of our pervy little souls! *fap fap fap*

Thanks also go out to the following Matty Fap Superstars:

Matt, note these names b4 you change the page back. TY M3ll0 xx

~pacificsun and ~MelloLawliet our smexy team of Operators!

~mello-the-girl MattGasm's Official Chatroom Rapist! - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This r pwnage! M3ll0 r gl4rin 47 teh scr33n!!

*SingleOrganicMachine and ~FallingRain25 members of our Official MattGasm Chat Matty Harem! More on that in the next journal!



Matty harem?? /facepalm HE IS GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE WITH!!! M3ll0 xx


**MATTGASM CHAT ROOM!**

Awhile ago admin-extraordinaire created a chat room for MattGasm, but we honestly forgot all about it until we received an offer by our lovely member ~MelloLawliet to create one. *head desk* Thanks for reminding us it exists, love!

MattGasm Chat can be found here: [link]

For easy reference we are placing a perma-link in the ShoutBoard.

Enjoy, betches! *cough* GROUP ORGY *cough*




**FAPPABLE CONTEST ALERT!**
*LumCheng is currently hosting a Death Note Kink Fiction competition on LiveJournal with the aid of *Spoiled-kitten. The prizes, which include doujinshi and DN merchandise, are AWESOME. We highly recommend you check it out: [link] *fap fap fap*




**10K KIRIBAN PRIZE DONATIONS!**

40 PRIZES?! OMFG! *DIES*

10k kiriban winner has politely requested that all prize donors please note her and in return she will reply with her ideas and choices. She also added that it may take her some time to reply to everyone, since she will need some time to think of ideas and well...THERE ARE 40 FREAKIN' PRIZES! JEEVAS EFFIN' CHRIST, YO!

Thanks again to all of our fap-tastic prize donors, and remember, please note us will the final result so we can feature your work in our journal! Thanks!

For a listing of indvidual prizes, visit our previous journal here: [link]







***If something comes up that makes you want to be removed from the list, please note us.

Thanks again to EVERYONE! We can't wait to see the MattGasmic works of art you create for our prize winner!



We DRY HUMP LOVE YOU ALL!



Smokescreens, Cigarettes, and Buttsecks!
TEAM MATTGASM

In the future we will be holding contests, setting up the forum for RP possibly, facilitating Matt collaborations and art trades, and continually featuring different artists in our journal. If you have any ideas, we are more than open to them.

Also if you admin Death Note club, with the exception of hate-clubs, that would like to be affiliates please let us know. We would love that!


Admins and Super-villains:

Slip N' Slide daredevil and D-town bar-star
Nendo ninja supreme
Defiler of oranges and keeper of trufax
Looking at porn at a library near you


Ten Commandments of Jeevas Christ

1. Thou shall READ THESE COMMANDMENTS

2. Thou shall love, worship, and fap upon all that is Mail Jeevas (last is optional, though highly recommended)

3. Thou shall NOT favorite club submissions. Go to the originals, people!

4. In order to join the club, thou shall watch us. Nothing more is required.

5. If thou wishes to submit their artwork to the club, thou shall note us with a link to the original artwork. Please, include the word “submission” somewhere within the title of the note, and give permission to the club to post your piece in the artists comments.

6. Thou shall only submit artwork that includes Matt. All pairings, no matter how bizarre, will be accepted. MattxMatsuda? SayuxMatt?Well, why the hell not?

I strongly suggest that you reconsider this rule, before I answer the question 'why the Hell not?'.
M3ll0 xx

7. All members shall put *MattGasm’s icon or a link to the club within each journal entry or in a signature. If you don't know how to do this, note an admin. We're here to FAP help.

8. Thou shall not troll, or spread hate to any club submissions/members, or people in general. Hate will NOT be tolerated and will be punishable by Mello putting a cap, or a fist, in yo' ass.
M3ll, y u n07 t3ll m3 u w0rk 4 th3s3 ppl??!! M4ri0m477

9. If thou has any concerns or questions, thou shall note us. But please, read through the club information before sending us a note with any questions/concerns, for the issue may have already been addressed.

10. HAVE A GOOD, MATTGASMIC TIME! Whether it be through just appreciating the artwork, getting your keyboard stained with Matt-induced nosebleeds, or having a full out Mattgasm. ENJOY! *fap fap fap*



Affiliate Clubs:


Livejournal Affiliates:
DNMatt @ livejournal


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Icon and Journal Banner Images from the Pink Sniper doujinshi *fappity fap fap* If anyone knows the original scanner, please let us know so we can credit them and possibly gift them a sub if they are on DA. Thanks!

UPDATE: We have been informed it is moontyger at LJ. Thanks a million *LumCheng and ~SissySamurai! We'll be getting in touch with her to express our deepest thanks!

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We (mostly) enjoyed looking through your site. Thank you for the laugh. I can confirm that Matt is very over-excited by it all and is going to end up with a slap if he doesn't calm it down soon. As for the Jeevas Christ crack, Matt is NOT the Messiah, he's just a naughty, little boy. Pair him with anyone else and I'll shoot you. What else? Oh yeah, I will take your advice and fap whilst looking at him... in the flesh. Heh.
M3ll0 xx